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Reasons I didn’t go to church this morning:

  • There’s a lion in the streets
  • I forgot to wake late
  • A storm is coming
  • Global warming
  • Global cooling
  • Climate change
  • Evolution hasn’t caught up to me yet
  • I’ll believe in God when everybody else does
  • I couldn’t find a thing to wear
  • I don’t like those people
  • Those people don’t like me
  • Church is so passé
  • My dog was reading my bible and didn’t want to disturb him
  • The preacher ignores me when I try to interrupt
  • I went last week but I didn’t see God
  • God told me to go to brunch instead
  • Somebody was sitting in my seat
  • I went on Friday but nobody showed up
  • People aren’t holy enough
  • People say I’m not holy enough
  • Pets aren’t allowed
  • Is it Easter already?
  • The bible doesn’t say we have to go to that church!
  • If God wanted me to go to church, he would have made me a preacher
  • God said “follow me” but I never see him go in
  • The preacher only talks about God and the bible
  • I’ll go when I get old
  • I don’t have to go to church to believe in God
  • I don’t have to go to church, I don’t believe in God
  • Oh, is today Sunday?
  • I believe in home churching
  • I went anyway

Published by: g.w

Retired and On sabbatical (again, but not quite). More info available in 'About Me' on my site page.(There is a small square box with three little dots inside, on the upper right hand side of every blog page,at the right side of title banner. Click on those dots to take you to a "hidden" site page with more info provided by me, including "follow" button and "About me." I didn't design this thing.It came as-is.)Also WP has a mandatory banner at the bottom of the screen about privacy and cookies policy that blocks the visibility of a "follow" button that pops up under a "close and accept' of the privacy agreement. You have to click the 'close and accept to see the follow button. Things are becoming more complicated to navigation with hidden activations and complex instructions. Life and technology is like that. If something seems simple you're probably doing it wrong. But I'm left-handed so maybe it's just me.

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